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But these are still the shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/spoon_silicone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Straight-up Silicone</image:title><image:caption>If I could find an eight-inch version of these, I would have bought them already.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/spoon_notspoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spoon_notspoon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/spoon_drizzle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mercer Saucier</image:title><image:caption>Single-functioned, beautifully crafted.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/img_20200802_201232.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Exhaustive Toolset</image:title><image:caption>Listed from left to right: the Slotted, the Kunz, the Saucier, the Taster, the Cheap-One-You-Lend-To-Friends, the One-You-Saw-Online-That-You-Had-To-Buy, the Oddity.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-18T18:22:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jingleheimer.com/2020/06/29/nursing-homes-deserve-our-attention/</loc><lastmod>2020-06-29T20:09:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jingleheimer.com/2020/06/30/review-of-my-dog-3-5-%e2%98%85s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/img_2487.cr2_-e1593460862922.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2487.CR2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/img_2353.cr2_.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2353.CR2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/img_2302.cr2_-e1593460787130.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2302.CR2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/img_2293.cr2_-e1593460754569.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2293.CR2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/img_2220.cr2_-e1593460655338.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2220.CR2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jingleheimer.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/img_2219.cr2_-e1593460683457.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2219.CR2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-06-29T20:06:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jingleheimer.com/2020/06/27/my-sergeant-of-mutually-assured-destruction/</loc><lastmod>2020-06-27T19:24:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jingleheimer.com/2020/06/28/a-message/</loc><lastmod>2020-06-27T19:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jingleheimer.com/2020/06/26/dev-exit/</loc><lastmod>2020-06-27T02:54:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jingleheimer.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-03-25T20:30:32+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
